[Big Bang] Bradley/Colin - Anything worth doing; master post

Title: Anything worth doing (is worth overdoing)
Author: slowdead
Art: sandrainthesun
Beta: roguemouse
Brit-pick: mack_at_home
Pairing: Bradley/Colin (Merlin RPS)
Rating: hard R
Genre: AU; Fluff; Romance
Word count: 31.000!
Disclaimer: This of course never happened. I wrote this fic for entertainment purposes only, no money was made, and it was not my intention to offend anyone. It's all in good fun :)
Summary: Colin's a baker who makes cupcakes by day, and takes care of his pet hedgehog by night (which sounds a lot more exciting than it is. Or scratch that. It doesn't really sound all that exciting, now does it?) Well, that is until he falls in love with a clown (no, really - an actual guy dressed like a clown. A guy called Bradley.) After that Colin basically spends his days thinking about Bradley, and his nights thinking about Bradley some more. It's still not all that exciting; but it's really all the excitement Colin needs.
Notes: At the end of the fic!